20 Clever Bumble Bios for Guys

If you want to get a date asap,  the only thing you need to do is read these 20 clever bumble bios for guys and adjust it a little bit to suit you. Yes, it is really that easy.

We’re living at an age when dating has never been easier. All you need to do is set up a profile on a dating app such as Bumble, and start swiping. How is it then that some guys are still struggling to get a date? Well, perhaps they thought they knew how to come up with a witty bumble bio, but as it turned out, they’re doing it wrong. On that account, here is how we analyzed Bumble profile examples for male users.

First, we consulted with dating experts at DatingTips. As you may have guessed, funny Bumble bios for male app users are extremely popular. In order to attract the girls you want, the tone of your bio should be humorous and lighthearted. Dating is supposed to be fun, so we’ve picked only the most amusing lines. This is not to say, however, that the lines are downright silly or childish. By the way, we have also discussed some cool and funny bios in our article about 15 witty Tinder bio examples (male).  It is also advisable to talk about what you enjoy in life as opposed to what you dislike. By revealing your preferences, it will be easier for a girl to draw some conclusions about your personality and your good qualities.

On the other hand, avoid talking about your financial status at all costs. Whether you are well-off or between jobs is not relevant at this point. Surely, the first option sounds better than the latter, but you risk sounding superficial and materialistic by bragging about your latest purchases.

Finally, we searched for only the best of the best at Photofeeler, Zoosk, and EmLovz. We tried to find the best Bumble bios for guys on Reddit, too, but it can’t be said that Reddit users have had much success. Nevertheless, one that seems to have inspired some female interest is “I’ve kissed (insert famous actress here) – so she’s your competition”. Apparently, this intrigued many a lady, at least according to the guy who posted the comment.

There are no better or worse bios on our list of 20 clever bumble bios for guys, so it is completely random. nevertheless, what you will notice is that we have classified accordingly, and inserted a couple of tips on how to write something similar to the one we have cited.

Just in case you have a very clear goal ahead of you, you might want to check out our article on 17 best Tinder bios for guys to get laid.

Without further ado, here is our choice of 20 clever bumble bios for guys. Use them as guidelines, and get ready to start chatting the girls up!

20. Pros and cons bio

Pros:
– Extremely active
– Expert cuddler
– Ecoconscious

Cons:
– Extremely hyperactive
– Expert snorer
– Econo car owner

Pros and cons work every time. They are succinct, brief, and basically time-saving, which is an excellent trait regarding our short attention spans in the digital era. Plus, you can make them both humorous, sarcastic or nice and plain. The important thing is – this system works!

19.  Two truths and a lie bio

– I teach foam art classes at Copper Door Coffee Roasters.

– My cat plays fetch better than any dog.

– I took ballet lessons for 7 years.

Another good Bumble bio which makes for an excellent conversation starter.

18. Unpopular opinions bio

IPA is the worst kind of beer. Easter is the best holiday, hands down. My mom’s lasagna is better than your mom’s lasagna.

A girl will always smile at these, so try using them. Or at least the ones that are not taking Bumble too seriously.

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17. Useless talents bio

Can recite every line from The Princess Bride.

Put any random foods in front of me and I can whip up a delicious dish.

“Useless talents” bio is the same as if you were to write “fun fact”. And we all love reading those, don’t we?

16. Honest as can be bio

I look at smashed up cars for a living.

My dog’s name is Chumba Wumba.

Package deal.

Everything that matters in three brief lines. Of course, include the photo of the dog, too. Or just any animal. It works like a charm and inspires many an “aaawwww”.

15. Greater than/less than bio

City life < Country life
Savory > Sweet
Black Panther > Any other superhero movie ever
RadioLab > Serial

Pretty obvious, short, and just one of 20 clever bumble bios for guys on our list.

14. First and last bio

Last…
Place I visited: Seattle for a friend’s camping wedding (epic)
Book I read: The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood (also epic)
Thing I ate: Poke from Pacific Catch that I probably eat three times a week
Time I was humbled:  The day my friend Jeff went to basic training

Pretty interesting, right? Even some “boring” things will look very impressive if presented like this.

13. About Me/About You bio

About Me: Works hard all week so I can take off for the mountain on the weekend, loves my dog Eddie, loves to argue on first dates, isn’t afraid to make a fool of myself on a dance floor. 
About You: Love adventures and the outdoors, understands me when I’m hangry, isn’t afraid to talk politics, is down to watch all three Back to the Future’s with me. 

Whoever likes the way you’ve portrayed her is going to mark you as their match. As they say, if you know what you want, ask for it!

12. Three simple things bio

I drink massive amounts of coffee, love anything ridiculous or bizarre, and will shamelessly use my dog to flirt with you.

Honest, simple, and witty. Basically, take two “ordinary” facts, and end up with a fun one.

11. One simple line bio

Not to brag, but I’ve been told I’m a fine one to talk.

Just do brag a little, and see how it will work out for you. What girls really appreciate and find extremely appealing in a guy is confidence, so we just had to include some “wise guy” bios in our choice of 20 clever bumble bios for guys.

10. One-liner bio

I talked about Fight Club.

Once again, it may be too short, but it should strike the right chord with the girl who is also into what you are implying.

9. Useless (funny) fact bio

I can’t whistle. If that’s a problem for you, this isn’t going to work out.

Pick one talent you haven’t got, and you will actually challenge the girl to smile at it and swipe in the right direction. Your downside(s) can finally come in handy.

8. Pop culture favorites bio

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

If you have a line which you find particularly entertaining or it describes your lifestyle pretty much, then go for it. Those girls that agree with you will immediately send you a message.

7. I like bio

Eating ice cream from the carton with a big spoon, when it’s a big holiday weekend and it feels like the city is empty, Romantic poetry (that’s right, capital R not lowercase), poop jokes and Adam Sandler movies. (What can I say, I’m super sophisticated.)

As we have mentioned earlier, it’s important to talk about your likes, but to make them “clever enough”, write about one random, ordinary thing and go into details (such as the “big spoon” in this case).

6. List of likes bio

-Good drink
-Keeping your parents from chucking that iPad you bought them out the window (it’s an imminent risk for many)
-Oreos
-Pizza

Another way of stating what matters to you. Make sure to include one funny line, though.

5. By day/By night bio

Sales director by day, indie music lover and garage band member by night. 

These are always popular and make one wish to find out more.

4. Short and clear bio

I’m on Bumble because the women on Grinder were horrendous!

This one got a great deal of approval, especially by those girls who are fed up with the previous dating app (which obviously hasn’t worked for them, so they’ve moved on), and that’s why we included it among our clever bumble bios for guys examples.

3. Background bio

USC law, studying for the bar.

I consume a lot of ESPN and food network.

Yes, if you’ve got a college degree or you’re studying for one, feel free to mention it. It will be acknowledged for sure.

2. Likes plus height bio

I like beer, science, being outside, being inside, bagels, picking up iron and twelve other generic human interests.

Hopefully you like blue eyes and sarcasm.

6’0″

No need to be shy if you think your height is one of your main assets. This is something girls don’t like to guess from your photos, and can’t be bothered to guess. So, state your size, i.e. your height!

1.Great sum-up bio

Guitar and music is my hobby. Jesus, fatherhood and hiking is my life. Coffee in the morning, wine and whiskey at night.

We end our list of 20 clever bumble bios for guys with a really good example of what works for most girls. They want to see your hobbies and interests, what really matters to you the most, and perhaps some random like, such as food or drink that you prefer.

We firmly believe now you really have what it takes. Go ahead, fix your bio, and get ready for some big dates!