2. The black umbrella killer
If you’ll look at the footage from the day of the assassination you’ll notice there’s a man that keeps opening and closing a black umbrella while the motorcade went by. The theory goes that he was the one that actually killed Kennedy, the umbrella being some kind of James Bond accessory hiding a gun inside. You know the kind – you push a trigger on the handle and the gun goes off, firing a bullet from the tip of the umbrella. It’s clear that someone watched one too many spy movies.
