25 Funniest Math Jokes, Riddles and Pick up Lines Ever

25. Descartes

So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes the Last Call and asks him, “Get you another?” Descartes replies, “I think not.” And disappears.

I think, therefore I am. Or am I…

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