9. “I can throw a football… better than most righties. I sporadically curse. I occasionally smoke cigars, and I always.try.to.bust. a move
Fluent in sarcasm.”
We can’t help but notice you’d be bragging a lot here. On the one hand, it can be intimidating to some and put them off. On the other, you’re bound to match with boys who enjoy a good challenge!

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