2. Monster Face Daycare
I had to read this one twice, because the words “monster”, “face”, and “daycare” should never be together, ever. I’d get something like “Little Monster Daycare”, it’s even kind of cute imagining all the little monsters running around the playground, eating squirrels and doing other little monster stuff. But “Monster Face”? My mind is swamped with questions. Is only the face part that is a monster and the rest is human?, What do monster-faced babies eat?, and the worst of all: Where do monster-faced babies come from? That’s some seriously scary crap, how do I even explain it to my children? I’m leaving them where they are, thank you. And now, let’s see the number one in our list of best house names in the world.
