3. Someone Will Be Taken
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a hook-up, I can tell you I don’t want that. But what I do have are a particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee. “

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