10 Funny Tinder Hookup Stories

If you are a Tinder user, then you may find our list of 10 funny Tinder hookup stories hilarious or even very familiar.

Needless to say, our dating habits have completely changed during the last decade thanks to the Internet and technology. Instead of taking days, weeks or months to decide whether we want to see or date someone or not, now all it takes are a few seconds. We simply see someone’s picture and then we swipe right if we like what we see or left if we don’t. How much simpler can it get? Indeed, this really is a very simplified way of starting something with someone, be it a relationship or a hookup. It saves a lot of time, but we must say it’s a little shallow, too. How many times have you fallen in love at second or third sight? Sometimes we need more than just a few seconds. We may miss out on many great opportunities to meet nice people simply because we didn’t like their profile pic. But the essence of online dating is such that there is simply no time to waste and one must decide based on looks only.

Some people are pretty successful on Tinder and they find the whole swiping system very practical. They meet lots of other people, hook up or even find real relationships eventually. In our previous list, we discussed what are the best steps to finding a hookup for guys as well as for girls, and we listed a few basic ways that always work. Interested in learning more about how to improve your Tinder skills? Then read our list of 6 Easiest Ways to Get Laid on Tinder.

However flawed and shallow online dating can be, Tinder does bring people together and that’s what’s important. There are a lot of lonely guys and girls out there who can find comfort on Tinder. Freshly broken up couples or those who are having troubles meeting someone in the real world can bring some fun into their lives. And sometimes, the craziest things happen and great stories are made when Tinder users meet in person. You can be quite surprised at times, disappointed, or even scared once you meet your match. Anything can happen.

That’s why we decided to collect those interesting stories from Tinder users on Ask Men and Thought Catalog and present the best ones to you. Take a look at our 10 funny Tinder hookup stories.

10. Mr.Big

How big is too big? This story is actually quite ironic considering how both men and women can sometimes be slightly obsessed with how big something is. So a girl met a guy from Tinder, and this was her first experience of meeting someone she matched with, and the story begins with a nice coffee and walk. When they finally started fooling around, she was shocked to realize that he was well, extremely gifted. He was way above average and although she was terrified, she decided to go for it. Unfortunately, sometimes big can be too big. After this embarrassing attempt, they never saw each other again.

9. Google Translate

We are continuing our list of funny Tinder hookup stories with a following one – a guy on Ask Men told his story of going out with a girl who didn’t know a word of English. Apparently, she was from Mexico visiting her aunt in the U.S. They went to a bar and used google translate the entire evening because they couldn’t exchange a single sentence. By the way, her aunt asked her to be back till Midnight but naturally, she was late. When he finally got her home at 4 am, the guy explains, her uncle was furious and the guy received tons of messages from her relatives asking where the girl is. Funny or disturbing? You decide.

8. A Weird Situation

This guy’s story ended up 8th on our list of funny Tinder hookup stories. The guy tells how he swiped right when he saw his female cousin’s profile out of a joke. The story didn’t seem like anything unusual until he explained that it was a match! Yes, quite weird indeed. He also said that neither he nor his cousin ever mentioned the subject. Pretending like nothing happened is the best solution sometimes. Anyway, beware of cousins on Tinder!

7. Need a Piece of Furniture?

The next story on our list of 10 funny Tinder hookup stories is very funny and almost unbelievable. A guy started chatting with a girl not because he liked her, but because her dresser was very beautiful. Yes, you heard right. He needed a dresser and she sold it for $10. He claims it was a good hookup.

6. A 911 Situation

This poor guy definitely didn’t think this was funny at all, but you be the judge. It’s hard not to laugh when you hear something like this. He finally thought he was going to get laid, everything was going well, and one step away from his room, outside of the house, a girl tries to step on a toad that was just standing there. The guy, who liked this toad and often saw it there, freaked out and told the girl to leave. She refuses. She finally leaves but to his shock, she comes back topless. Eventually, he calls the police and waits for them crying.

5. Where Are My Clothes?

What this guy went through may sound funny to us, although to him it probably wasn’t, it makes us think. What are girls capable of and how far can they go to achieve something? The guy in our story matched with a girl and she invited him to come over. Pretty soon, they were all over each other in her dorm. After that, they fell asleep but when the guy woke up he was terrified to see that he was tied up. The girl, obviously not wanting to let go of him, tied him up so he couldn’t run away. She wanted him to spend the day with her so she hid all his clothes to make sure he wouldn’t leave. He found his clothes in the refrigerator and jumped out the window when she left the dorm for a while.

4. Board Games

Have you ever had your hopes high but were really disappointed in the end? Well, this one on the list of funny Tinder hookup stories tells us about this guy who certainly was very disappointed when he realized he was wrong. He matched with a girl and after a few dates, she texted him to swing by her place to play board games. He was pretty excited because he was sure „board games“ was a euphemism for sex. Who plays board games on a Friday night anyway? He arrives and sees a bottle of wine on the table, and he gets super excited thinking that she definitely wants to hook up with him. The next thing he knows, they’re playing Settler of Catan. They played for two hours and she hugged him before he left.

3. $150 For Sex

This guy had to pay $150 for sex but there’s more to it that it may sound like. After meeting a girl out at a party, they decided to go back to his place and resume the date. When they arrived, he realized that he had no keys and no wallet and he didn’t know what to do. He decided to throw a skateboard through the window so they can get in. After only 10 minutes, his housemates arrived and he had to pay to fix the window. It was $150. We don’t know whether it was worth it to him, but he sure could have saved those $150 if he just waited for ten minutes. You have to laugh at this situation. Now, let’s see the top two entries on our list of funny Tinder hookup stories.

2. Funny or Strange?

A girl matched with a guy on Tinder and they decided to go out. After a while, he said that he was a psychology minor, and then he took out a notebook and, to her surprise, started to psychoanalyze her. As if this wasn’t enough, he continued with the psychoanalysis and as she further says, he even determined she had OCD and was hyper-sensitive. To top it all off, when the Uber she called arrived and she was about to leave, he said that he didn’t trust the driver. Weird but kind of funny, too. It was probably not so funny to her at the moment, but it sure is weird and funny in a strange way. At least to some people.

1. Who is Who?

This story is probably the best and the funniest of all the stories on our list of 10 funny Tinder hookup stories. A guy, who had a girlfriend at the time but obviously didn’t feel like one girl is sufficient, wanted a little side action too, so he got Tinder. A girl’s friend saw his pictures on Tinder and, naturally, told her friend, who is his girlfriend, all about it. The girlfriend sets up a fake profile and agrees to meet up with the cheating boyfriend to catch him in the act. He walks into a bar to meet his Tinder date but sees his girlfriend instead. Sadly, we don’t know the end of this story but he probably doesn’t have a girlfriend anymore and it probably wasn’t very funny for him as much as it is to us. He got what he deserved!