The 30 Worst Halloween Costume Ideas Ever Brought to Horrible Life

Another Halloween is nearly upon us, and so are some of the worst Halloween costume ideas ever, the bar on which seems to get raised (or is that lowered?) with each passing year.

I’m guessing all of you out there have your own Halloween costumes ready, or at the very least, an idea of what you’d like to dress up as. Of course, getting the perfect costume is a hard task and sometimes the line between originality and insanity is blurry. What you should be aiming for is something sexy, but not slutty; daring, but not ridiculous; funny, but not offensive…you get the idea (I hope). But just in case you’ve let your imagination run too wild this year, to help you avoid the embarrassment, we’ve made a list of the worst Halloween costume ideas ever, and you probably couldn’t top the frightful horridness of these costumes if you tried.

If you are not into Halloween, then you should spend your time and money on something else. Why not clothes? You could even pretend they are intended to be part of a costume, right? So take a look at the Top 7 Most Expensive Clothing Brands. Even if you don’t intend to buy anything at all, at least you’ll have something to do while your friends and family surf the net incessantly looking for the perfect Halloween costume (they won’t find them here).

The research behind this countdown proves that costumes manufacturers are completely out of their minds. Let’s face it, it’s one thing when hand-made costumes get out of hand and cross every border of appropriateness, respect and decency, but a very different thing when these outrageous, insane and offensive costumes are mass-produced and sold online and in stores.

Tasteless, funny, stupid, hideous, nauseating, insulting, demented and shocking: everything you can and cannot imagine is listed in our countdown. So, without further ado, here are the worst Halloween costume ideas ever.  (Remember, all of these costumes are available for purchase right now!)