This here is a list of the 10 most annoying questions to ask your friends (and that your friends can ask you), what they really sound like, and the response that each merits. You’ve probably at one time or another asked one of these, and who knows, you might find yourself answering one anytime. However, if what you’re looking for is to REALLY bother your friends, I’d refer you to our list of 10 Most Annoying and Hated Musical Instruments in the World, otherwise keep reading and you’ll find out how to reply like a champ!
You’ve probably answered these queries before, so you know that it’s always uncomfortable, every darn time. There are two kinds of annoying questions: the ones that may carry no bad intentions and just be the result of plain lack of tact and a terrible choice of words; and those that sound completely innocent, but are actually super mean. These passive-aggressive surveys seem harmless in appearance, but always end up, rubbing you the wrong way, and for a good reason: it’s not the inquiry itself that’s nasty, but what it implies.
The thing about answering annoying questions is that they always put you on the spot, so your mind goes on strike, and finding a “dignified” answer suddenly becomes a titanic endeavor. Nonetheless, I’ve found that sarcasm is the best way to get out of these unnerving situations; so if you’re anything like me, then to hell with “dignified”, let’s learn to tell these suckers off.