The 40 Best Fortune Cookie Sayings That Will Leave You Bemused, Befuddled, or Beguiled

20. Give person fish, he eat for day. Teach person to fish, he always smell funny.

19. Person who argues with idiot is taken for fool.

18. Look before you leap. Or wear a parachute.

17. The end is near, might as well have dessert.

16. This fortune no good. Try another.

15. Wise husband is one who thinks twice before saying nothing.

14. Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life

13. Run

12. Make love, not bugs

11. You will read this and say “Geez! I could come up with better fortunes than that!”