30. You are cleverly disguised as responsible adult.
29. Drive like hell, you will get there.
28. Person who eat fortune cookie get lousy dessert.
27. Okay to look at past and future. Just don’t stare.
26. Soup was secret family recipe made from toad. Hope you liked!
25. You will soon have an out of money experience.
24. He who dies with most toys, still dies.
23. Person who rests on laurels gets thorn in backside.
22. Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
21. Life is a sexually transmitted condition.