15 Best Imaginary Island Name Ideas

 

14. Menstrual Island

Spoiler alert: it is not a fun place. This is a fluvial island, formed by the River Uterus, in the delta of your thighs, and it only surfaces once a month during a week or so. It’s where your brain goes when you get your period; a place where you can constantly hear a voice shouting “You’re stupid, stupid, stupid!!!”, “You do everything wrong!”, and the air alone causes you to cry inconsolably over things like that three-legged puppy you saw last month. (Sidenote: I got the name from this funny comic by Gemma Correll) And now, let’s see what else we have on our list of best imaginary island name ideas.

15 Best Imaginary Island Name Ideas

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