14. Menstrual Island
Spoiler alert: it is not a fun place. This is a fluvial island, formed by the River Uterus, in the delta of your thighs, and it only surfaces once a month during a week or so. It’s where your brain goes when you get your period; a place where you can constantly hear a voice shouting “You’re stupid, stupid, stupid!!!”, “You do everything wrong!”, and the air alone causes you to cry inconsolably over things like that three-legged puppy you saw last month. (Sidenote: I got the name from this funny comic by Gemma Correll) And now, let’s see what else we have on our list of best imaginary island name ideas.