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The 30 Worst Halloween Costume Ideas Ever Brought to Horrible Life

Another Halloween is nearly upon us, and so are some of the worst Halloween costume ideas ever, the bar on which seems to get raised (or is that lowered?) with each passing year.

I’m guessing all of you out there have your own Halloween costumes ready, or at the very least, an idea of what you’d like to dress up as. Of course, getting the perfect costume is a hard task and sometimes the line between originality and insanity is blurry. What you should be aiming for is something sexy, but not slutty; daring, but not ridiculous; funny, but not offensive…you get the idea (I hope). But just in case you’ve let your imagination run too wild this year, to help you avoid the embarrassment, we’ve made a list of the worst Halloween costume ideas ever, and you probably couldn’t top the frightful horridness of these costumes if you tried.

If you are not into Halloween, then you should spend your time and money on something else. Why not clothes? You could even pretend they are intended to be part of a costume, right? So take a look at the Top 7 Most Expensive Clothing Brands. Even if you don’t intend to buy anything at all, at least you’ll have something to do while your friends and family surf the net incessantly looking for the perfect Halloween costume (they won’t find them here).

The research behind this countdown proves that costumes manufacturers are completely out of their minds. Let’s face it, it’s one thing when hand-made costumes get out of hand and cross every border of appropriateness, respect and decency, but a very different thing when these outrageous, insane and offensive costumes are mass-produced and sold online and in stores.

Tasteless, funny, stupid, hideous, nauseating, insulting, demented and shocking: everything you can and cannot imagine is listed in our countdown. So, without further ado, here are the worst Halloween costume ideas ever.  (Remember, all of these costumes are available for purchase right now!)

30. Inflatable Godzilla

Neither scary, nor comfortable.

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29. Pussy Magnet

Sexist? You really think so?

Photo: Prank Place

28. Anita Waxin

I think that the name is clear enough…

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27. Bar Boobs

Horrible, yet useful.

Photo: Moon Costumes

26. (Un)sexy Elmo

Because Sesame Street is arousing, right? Yes…yes it is.

Photo: Yandy

25. Middle Finger

Simply insulting.

Photo: Amazon

24. Raccoon

Is it just me or is this just an indirect way of dressing up as a bum?

Photo: Amazon

23. Snake Charmer

Great way to pick up girls at the Halloween party…

Photo: Amazon

22. Ass, Wise Ass and Dumb Ass

Need I say anything?

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21. Giant Boob

Even if it where a wink to Woody Allen; why on earth would you buy this?

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20. Salami

Subtle… (But let’s admit it, his face is awesome!)

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19. Wet T-Shirt

Let’s objectify women once again!

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18. Gropin Granny

Grandma? Is that you?

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17. Inflatable Doll

Yeah! Let’s encourage men to see us as inanimate objects!

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16. Orgasm Donor

Wait, what?! What kind of donor did you say he was?!

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15. Christmas Tree

But wasn’t it Halloween? And of course, those shoes do look very comfortable.

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14. Tooth Fairy

Wondering why children don’t like going to the dentist? Maybe your Halloween-self has haunted them for life…

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13. Bun in the Oven

Who knows, maybe Halloween is the best time of the year to break some news…

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12. Frank the Flasher

Halloween: when criminals can do their deeds freely

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11. One Night Stand

All in all, it made me laugh.

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10. Keep Up the Faith Priest

A sexy nun is disturbing enough, but this is sacrilege!

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9. Bacon

Because women are just meat; very delicious meat, granted.

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8. Tequila Pop N’Dude

Purely racist and a lawsuit waiting to happen.

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7. Blue Inflatable Suit

Has the Blue Man Group become a Sumo team?

Photo: Buy Costumes

6. YouBoob

Decades of feminism destroyed by one simple costume.

Photo: Buy Costumes

5. Mommy’s Boy

Could someone get him to therapy please?

Photo: Buy Costumes

4. Holy Shit

Disturbing on so many levels (even if you’re not Catholic).

Photo: Buy Costumes

3. Commence Awesomeness Countdown

Lamest costume EVER!

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2. Fart Man

The ultimate superhero, inspired by the great Howard Stern.

Photo: Etsy

1. Tiny Dancer

Elton John’s song gets a whole new meaning after seeing this.

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