31 Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings for Kids

The most exciting part about Chinese cuisine for children is the fortune cookie, especially if it contains one of the 31 Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings for Kids. Cracking open that cookie and reading the message inside, then seeing if your age matches the lucky number, is always the highlight of the meal.

But some of those messages can be a little perplexing. Especially the 40 Best Fortune Cookie Sayings That Will Leave You Bemused, Befuddled or Beguiled. And does your fortune really come true after you eat the cookie, like the legend states? That’s an answer only the wise and ancient Chinese may know. Either way, here are 31 Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings for Kids.

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31. Stick it in a juice box and suck on it.

30. Today is the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday.

29. The world is your oyster.