14. “I enjoy long walks on the beach with my boyfriend, until the acid wears off and I realize I’ve been dragging a naked mannequin around a Danny’s parking lot for 12 hours”
To some, it may seem mildly disturbing. Yet, you will definitely weed out all those guys that don’t share the same sense of humor like you with this one. You’re bound to find someone just like you.
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