9. Include some sexual innuendos.
“-Professional rider
-Favorite letter of the alphabet is the D
-Favorite type of presentation: oral
-Best talent: being able to talk with my mouth full
-Favorite thing about nutrition: protein
-Sports: really good at all sports involving balls and bats and taking it home
-In a water fight I’ll always be the first to squirt
-Favorite type of trip: missionary”
8. Explaining your qualities.
“Kirby ain’t got nothing on me…I can suck waaay better.”
7. Explain your feelings.
“Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.”
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