15 Funny First Message Examples for Online Dating

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11. Real Commitment

“I would do battle with a pack of wild mountain lions, inside of a handicapped stall at a local McDonald’s with my hands zip tied behind my back and a shake weight super glued to my forehead as my only weapon, just to be able to have the chance to take you out to a spaghetti dinner over Skype on a dial-up connection.”

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