5 Funny Female Dating Profile Examples

Below you can find the list of 5 Funny Female Dating Profile Examples. For  a more comprehensive list, please see this article. 

5. “I don’t even care if you’re a murderer at this point.”

A bit desperate with a hint of irony. It kinda sums up your dating past, so if you’d rather not explain how much you’ve been feeling lonely, etc., this one speaks volumes for you.

4. “Current relationship status:

Made dinner for two. Ate both.”

Warning: this one doesn’t work if you really look like you’re eating for two people on a daily basis. We’re all for body positivity, but the humor will fade away unless your body is fit.

3. “If we meet and you don’t look like your picture, you’re buying me drinks until you do.”

In other words,  you can hold your liquor and you’re open to meeting new people who don’t always look exactly like their profile photo. Let’s admit it, our profile photos are usually our best angles. A very witty and encouraging female bio.

2. “In dog years I am dead.”

Another one among short and concise funny female dating profile examples. It’s getting you loads of people with the identical sense of (dark) humor.

1. “Need a date for a date I have coming up soon.”

In other words, “I’m yours”, or at least “I’ve very optimistic about app dating”. 

There you go! 16 funny female dating profile examples to get you back in the game! Now, go and play your heart out!

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