A Letter for the ‘Prezident’ of SAC Capital: Artwork for Sale

Steven Cohen is in quite a bit of hot water with the SEC, and it’s unknown just what the ultimate fate of SAC Capital will be. We discussed Cohen and SAC’s latest moves a few weeks ago, but we thought we’d share what one “art enthusiast” is saying to the fund manager. Though it’s not quite on the level of a routing number request from a Nigerian prince, it’s still hilarious.

From the desk of one Mr. Gubekov, here you go (we cleaned up the spacing a bit):

THE LETTER FOR PREZIDENT OF S.A.C

Dear Mr.Steven Cohen, prezident of world company S.A.C

Let me introuduce myself. My name is Nisred Gubekov, from Azerbaijan country, city Baku. I am 38 years old, have two university diploms. Just now I have freinds, who is owner of painters arts …famous ( THE HARLOT OF MARSEILLES) ..BORIS GRIGORIEV….and also famous arts painter of Baku …Emin G…

Mr.Steven can I show these arts works for you, for your comfortable feelings…I want to sell these works to you for my travellings all on the world..

Arts work of BORIS GRIGORIEV …we see and sell …6-10 million dollars, others of Emin G…from 10 to 100 thousands dollars…I know you are professional collectioner man..And my wishes to sell these arts works to you…and have good money for my travelling all on the world..from my romantical style person…and have a good time with your frendship world personality..BIG MAN.

THANKS FOR YOUR FREE TIME FOR MY LETTER

WAIT YOU REAL CONTACT ..CALLING…EMEIL MESSAGES

GUBEKOV NISRED DJAVIDOVICH

If Steven Cohen is interested in a few multi-million dollar paintings, we have Gubekov’s contact information.