Donald Trump Wants Obama to Release Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate

After making Obama release the long form of his birth certificate, Donald Trump moved on to more important issues. Now he demands to see Osama bin Laden’s death certificate and a pound of his flesh to test his DNA.

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Donald Trump also personally analyzed Osama Bin Laden’s fake death images and doesn’t think he looks like the Osama bin Laden we know. His nose looked wider and fatter than Osama’s earlier images. His beard was also less gray and the image was clearly photoshopped.

When asked about what he would do if he isn’t elected, Trump said he plans to become a forensic document examiner. “It kind of grew on me. I like to examine documents for authenticity,” he mumbled.